
Sue Shei
The strength to change what I can, the inability to accept what I can’t and the incapacity to tell the difference.

Indigo Violet
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Lurch Schpellchek
Dad buried in landslide! Jubilant throngs fill streets! Stunned father inconsolable – demands recount!